Eminem's We Made You Video

Eminem is back, but he has nothing new to offer this time around. Yes, Eminem goes after the usual suspects - Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson - but it just feels like I saw this video in 2006.

I adore Eminem and must say he looks pretty damn good (he was getting fat for a while there), but he really needs to step up his game if he wants to get back in the good graces of his fans.

So watch the video, "We Made You" and let me know what you think. I think it has a great chorus but that's about it.

Gary Coleman Hates White People

I know, I know. Gary Coleman should not be making the gossip headlines, but this video is pretty interesting. Gary Coleman lets the world know that he thinks that white people are just, just... he can't find the words.

Gary Coleman is angry and bitter... probably because people still run up to him and say, "Watcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?" every time he goes out. That, and the fact that he's pretty short. 

Anyway, Gary Coleman is shown talking smack about white folks. But the best part of the video is at the very end when Gary Coleman jumps up to slap a DJ. Now that's entertainment. 

Angelina Jolie Collapses on the Set of Salt

Angelina Jolie has reportedly collapsed after shooting a scene for her upcoming movie Salt. Word has it that Angelina Jolie is in a desperate bid to lose weight for the role and ended up collapsing after a pretty tough scene in which she was running around the set. 

Angelina Jolie is also stressed out - what with the hottest man by her side, 6 kids to contend with and working long hours - so she tends not to eat when she's in this funk. 

I thought Angelina Jolie was pretty thin to begin with, but I guess when you see yourself on a humongous screen, you always look fat. Hopefully, she starts eating again soon and begins feeling better.

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

I don't know how this is even possible, but Chris Brown is said to be pleading "not guilty" in today's arraignment, and everyone, including Rihanna, is scratching their heads and saying, "What the f&^%?!?"

Chris Brown was arrested after he beat up Rihanna on February 7, 2009 while driving in his car. At first, it was believed that Rihanna would not press charges and just wanted to go back to the way things were before the beating and that picture of her bruised and battered face surfaced. But that would not be so. 

Now word has it that Rihanna is cooperating with the prosecution and Chris Brown might never sing in this town again. Stay tuned.

Sam Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan

Sam Ronson has finally caught on that Lindsay Lohan is nothing but dead weight. Yes, it's true that Sam Ronson got most of her DJing gigs because she was dating Lindsay Lohan, but now it seems that Lindsay Lohan is broke and useless in every way. That's right. Sam finally dumped Lindsay.

So Sam Ronson locked Lindsay Lohan out of her house on April 4, 2009, because, and I'm just guessing here, Lindsay Lohan is getting too expensive and useless for her own good. I think she may need an intervention. Where are Ben Affleck's people?!?

It may also be because Lindsay Lohan has been getting too close to Lily Allen, and not just as a "friend." Sam Ronson didn't just lock Lindsay out, she changed the locks. So Sam must mean business. That, or Lindsay just doesn't get the message.

Obama Says F*ck You

Thanks to the boys over at College Humor, Barack Obama tells it like it is. He tells the crowd "F*ck you" over and over again.

To be fair, the crowd deserves it. After all, they're holding up all these signs and they just won't settle down. Thanks to Barack Obama, that's a change I can definitely believe in.

Madonna Adoption Request Rejected

Madonna has been trying to adopt Mercy James, a 3 1/2-year-old girl living in an orphanage in Malawi; the same place where she adopted her son David Banda, now 3. Unfortunately, because of the controversy that erupted the first time around, this time Madonna's request was rejected.

Madonna is pissed, no doubt, but she was not in court when the decision was rendered (she probably should have been there) and there is no word whether or not Madonna's lawyers will appeal the decision. If there's one thing we know about Madonna, it's that she doesn't respond well to rejection.