Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

Lindsay Lohan Does a Dating Ad

When the world is laughing at you, you can do one of two things: you can shave your head and attack people with umbrellas, or, you could laugh at yourself. Lindsay Lohan chose the latter and she did a great job of it.

Lindsay Lohan did a spoof (or is it?) dating ad in search of love and she addresses all the things that are being said about in gossip magazines and blogs. Lindsay Lohan admits that she's newly single (or she thinks so) and takes credit for selling most gossip rags. 

So what do you think? Does Lindsay Lohan still have the acting chops? I say yes.

Sam Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan

Sam Ronson has finally caught on that Lindsay Lohan is nothing but dead weight. Yes, it's true that Sam Ronson got most of her DJing gigs because she was dating Lindsay Lohan, but now it seems that Lindsay Lohan is broke and useless in every way. That's right. Sam finally dumped Lindsay.

So Sam Ronson locked Lindsay Lohan out of her house on April 4, 2009, because, and I'm just guessing here, Lindsay Lohan is getting too expensive and useless for her own good. I think she may need an intervention. Where are Ben Affleck's people?!?

It may also be because Lindsay Lohan has been getting too close to Lily Allen, and not just as a "friend." Sam Ronson didn't just lock Lindsay out, she changed the locks. So Sam must mean business. That, or Lindsay just doesn't get the message.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up During Lily Allen's Performance

Lily Allen decided to cover Britney Spears' "Womanizer" once again. This time, she was live, and Lily Allen performing the song isn't strange whatsoever. What is strange though, is Lindsay Lohan showing up out of nowhere to greet her. Wow, does Lindsay Lohan ever have time on her hands or what?

Lily Allen's performance is meh at best, but when Lindsay Lohan shows up (at about 3:35) and does some weird dance move, you really have to ask yourself... How coked up does one have to be to show up on stage during Lily Allen's performance and think it's cool? Only Lindsay Lohan can answer that, my friends, only Lindsay...