Chris Brown Surfaces on YouTube

Chris Brown surfaced on YouTube promoting a new album and telling the world "I ain't no monster." Wow, who woulda thunk it?

Chris Brown seems to be completely unapologetic for what occured in February 2009 and denies that Rihanna had a black eye and sorta dismisses the fact that he was even arrested for it. 

What do you think? Is Chris Brown's career over? Or will the public let it go and embrace him once again?

Chris Brown Dating Natalie Mejia

So yesterday the rumor mill had us believing that Chris Brown was dating Erica Jackson, an ex-girlfriend and nobody from Virginia. Well now Girlicious band member Natalie Mejia admits that she and Chris Brown are, in fact, dating.

Chris Brown and Natalie Mejia were seen coming out of a tattoo parlor together on April 13, 2009, but she wouldn't tell the pappos what they were doing in there together. Natalie Mejia is telling anyone who will listen that Chris Brown is a total gentleman and treats her with the utmost respect. 

So essentially, Natalie Mejia is getting paid to tell the world that Chris Brown isn't beating her. Yay!

Chris Brown Dating Erica Jackson

Chris Brown wasted no time and managed to land himself a new girlfriend in Erica Jackson. Who the hell is Erica Jackson? Well, she's an ex-girlfriend of Chris Brown's that he hooked up with again when he went back to Virginia recently.

Chris Brown and Erica Jackson were dating well before he met Rihanna, and now the two are back in the saddle again. I'm guessing that his PR people suggested that he find a girlfriend fast so that he can slowly put his woman-beating past behind him by dating girls and not, well, beating them.

Sources say that Rihanna is going to be crying hysterically under her umbrella-ella-ella (sorry, had to work that in there) when she hears that Chris Brown moved on so quickly. Them's the breaks, huh?

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

I don't know how this is even possible, but Chris Brown is said to be pleading "not guilty" in today's arraignment, and everyone, including Rihanna, is scratching their heads and saying, "What the f&^%?!?"

Chris Brown was arrested after he beat up Rihanna on February 7, 2009 while driving in his car. At first, it was believed that Rihanna would not press charges and just wanted to go back to the way things were before the beating and that picture of her bruised and battered face surfaced. But that would not be so. 

Now word has it that Rihanna is cooperating with the prosecution and Chris Brown might never sing in this town again. Stay tuned.