Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

I don't know how this is even possible, but Chris Brown is said to be pleading "not guilty" in today's arraignment, and everyone, including Rihanna, is scratching their heads and saying, "What the f&^%?!?"

Chris Brown was arrested after he beat up Rihanna on February 7, 2009 while driving in his car. At first, it was believed that Rihanna would not press charges and just wanted to go back to the way things were before the beating and that picture of her bruised and battered face surfaced. But that would not be so. 

Now word has it that Rihanna is cooperating with the prosecution and Chris Brown might never sing in this town again. Stay tuned.

Rihanna Gives Frankie Delgado a Lap Dance

Rihanna has been seen partying a lot lately. I'm guessing her PR people are making her put herself out there to show the world that a) she's okay and b) Chris Brown is just a distant memory.

So while she's out partying, Rihanna is also enjoying some alcoholic beverages, and with alcoholic beverages comes a little something called "gusto." And Rihanna was all about gusto at Deluxe on Thursday March 26, 2009, when she was whining and grinding all over Frankie Delgado. Who is Frankie Delgado? He stars in Bromance with Brody Jenner. That's right, he's a nobody. But a nobody who's getting a lap dance from Rihanna.

As Destiny Child's "Bugaboo" played on the speakers, Rihanna showed Frankie Delgado her sexy moves and showed onlookers how over Chris Brown she really is. More power to her.

Rihanna Gets a Gun Tattoo

After all the turmoil that Rihanna has experienced, she decided that getting a tattoo of a gun on her body would be a phenomenal idea. So Rihanna experimented at first, and had the tattoo artist draw two guns on either shoulder.

Rihanna quickly realized that her body and face would be a hard sell for advertisers (CoverGirl and the like), so she got the gun tattoo on her ribcage, where she would have to lift her arm for others to see it.

Hopefully, Rihanna doesn't start inking her body all over as a therapeutic way of getting over Chris Brown.