Celebrity Flaw - Madonna Veiny Arms

What the hell happened to Madonna? Why does she look like her skeleton's on the outside?

Somebody give this woman a hamburger, for the love of God!

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Poor Jessica Simpson is single again because Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin. Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.

Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course, John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that Tony Romo has given her her 4%.

Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mena Suvari Cellulite

Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.

Now I'm not laughing it up while I write this, I feel for all women who just can't shake that orange peel away, but I do take comfort in the fact that even a boatload of money cannot take that cellulite away. Nevertheless, Mena Suvari is beautiful, with cellulite or without cellulite.

The Michael Jackson Metamorphosis

Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, and all I can think about is what he would've looked like had he not had all those surgeries.

I wonder if he would've gone through all the crap he went through had he seemed more "normal" to the outside world.

Why did he change his look so drastically? Why wasn't he happy with himself? Did his radical surgeries kill his career? Did people have a hard time looking directly at him?

At the end of the day, Michael Jackson was a man with feelings and emotions like the rest of us, but most people couldn't see it because they were so busy looking away in horror.

Michael Jackson was an amazing artist, a great dancer, and he did set the standard for most pop artists today. Unfortunately, he faded out in the late '90s and then became more famous for his personal life than his professional one.

I grew up on Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, and HIStory, so I know how amazing all his songs are, I just wish we could've seen the real Michael Jackson and appreciated him in all his glory.

Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, you will be missed.

Farrah Fawcett Died at 62

Farrah Fawcett, 62, has died today, June 25, 2009. Her entire family was by her side and Ryan O'Neal is said to have married her before her passing.

Our thoughts and prayer go out to Farrah Fawcett and her family at this time.

No matter how old she got, we always looked at Farrah Fawcett as that sexy beauty on Charlie's Angels. Even when she had a moment of weirdness on Letterman, we still thought she was sexy.

Here's to you, Farrah Fawcett, you're everyone's angel now.

Perez Hilton is Secretly Straight

Perez Hilton, perhaps the most overated gossip blogger, has finally issued an apology for calling Will.i.am a faggot. Yes, Perez Hilton really did call Will.i.am a faggot. It's kind of weird, but I think that all this proves what I've always known to be true. Perez Hilton is straight. There, I said it.

I think that Perez Hilton is just acting gay so that he can get closer to women and then Bang! And he'll always say, "Wow, I don't know how that happened. I really did like penis, you know?"

But all kidding aside, or not, I think this might actually be the beginning of the official "We hate Perez Hilton" campaign. Forget Prop 8, Perez Hilton is the person we need to focus on here.

We all managed to slowly push Paris Hilton out of the mainstream media because she was so useless; now it's up to us to do the same with Perez Hilton.

Personally, I think Perez Hilton deserves a whole lot more than a black eye.

David Carradine Dead Bangkok

David Carradine, (I shamefully admit that I thought he became famous because of the Kill Bill franchise), was found dead in Bangkok on Thursday June 4, 2009.

David Carradine was found naked, hanging in the closet at a suite at the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel. David Carradine was in Bangkok filming the a movie called "Stretch".

I have to admit that I am shocked. May David Carradine rest in peace. He was 72.