Celebrity Flaw - Madonna Veiny Arms

What the hell happened to Madonna? Why does she look like her skeleton's on the outside?

Somebody give this woman a hamburger, for the love of God!

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mena Suvari Cellulite

Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.

Now I'm not laughing it up while I write this, I feel for all women who just can't shake that orange peel away, but I do take comfort in the fact that even a boatload of money cannot take that cellulite away. Nevertheless, Mena Suvari is beautiful, with cellulite or without cellulite.

Celebrity Flaw - Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth

As a celebrity, Drew Barrymore should know better than to parade around the paparazzi with canary yellow teeth - that's just wrong on so many levels. Drew Barrymore decided that she would wear all the Cover Girl makeup she had in her house before leaving the house.

If that weren't bad enough, Drew Barrymore then decided that she would wear a lipstick that would further accentuate the yellow teeth that she so proudly flashed during her Grey Gardens movie premiere.

It is a celebrity's job to look glamorous and when someone like Drew Barrymore - who is rolling in dough, mind you - doesn't get her cigarette and coffee stains removed, you gotta wonder what's up with that.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Serena Williams Cellulite

Serena Williams is one woman I would not want to mess with. Yes, she's soft spoken, but she carries a big stick - well, a tennis racket, but you know what I mean.

But I will, however, reveal that even Serena Williams, the woman who can throw down with the best of them in a tennis match, is plagued with cellulite. And boy does baby have back. 

Serena Williams looks like she enjoys a bucket of wings every now and then, and it's starting to show on her bottom and thighs. Ah cellulite, what a formidable opponent. 

Zac Efron Gets Q-Tips Thrown His Way

After being photographed in London with some really dark and thick earwax, Zac Efron was showered with Q-Tips the next time he was seen out in public. This should serve as a lesson to Zac Efron and every other celeb that thinks it's okay not to be perfect. We will find you, we will catch you and we will show the world your imperfections.

I kinda feel bad for Zac Efron; he's so used to being a big-time heartthrob that it must be killing him when chicks think of him as nothing more than a ball of wax.